One Country

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We planted the flag, but it didn’t grow

Oh no! Let’s find something different to sow

We’ll pull up the drawbridge, we’ll turn off the lights

We’ll round them all up and we’ll read them their rights

We’ll build a huge wall, and we’ll get them to pay

(But if they say no, we’ll push on anyway)

We’ll strengthen the army, campaigns will be planned

(For ease we’ll find foes that are closer to hand)

And when that’s all done, we all should unite

One country, together, to fight the good fight


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