Mysterious Ways
I thought I'd better take a break from writing about things like politics and the NHS. So I decided to go for a less controversial subject - religion Mysterious Ways My kid thinks that God’s a spy. God a spy? I wonder why - Perhaps it’s the phrase: “mysterious ways” I’ll set him straight, one of these days I’ll sit him down and tell him “Son, Religion’s great for everyone - God’s not a spy, he’s quite alright - Superman (without kryptonite) Religion is so good: I think it’s fair to say It’s made Northern Ireland Just what it is today It’s fun to go to church, To say “God, you’re the Man - But what’s with all the floods? And why’d you kill my Nan?” “Thanks for all the bunnies, The lakes and mountain glades; Thanks for all the puppies, For cancer and for AIDS”. He’s such a super guy, I think that you can tell - (But if you don’t believe in Him You’re going straight to Hell)